Thursday, July 07, 2005

war-torn veteran





This is absolutely incredible...I just got this in my mail at work. Apparently, I've become a war-time veteran! I guess somehow in a past life I've enlisted and fought in some war somewhere - and now I qualify for benefits. Duksim thinks there's something I'm not telling her - I'd like to think there's something I'm not telling myself since I have no recollection of ever being in a war! I dunno, maybe a cannonball smashed into my helmet. If that's the case, it would explain a lot of things...

3 comments:

QueenWanydala said...

this is too wierd Ben. What are you going to do?

Caffeinator said...

dodge the draft...I dunno, sign up and start receiving my benefits, I guess...maybe I should frame my certificate - he he...

slacker said...

Isn't it odd that it came to your work? It's not one of those things that say ... "Please send in $39.99 for your membership" is it?